Machines I'd Like to Fix 

Well what did you think it meant?  Honestly, you lot disgust me sometimes.  This little beauty below was just crying out to be taken home and given a good seeing to.  With a wire brush of course.  Unfortunately I couldn't persuade her to leave the shop window I found her in.

And so was this one. An unknown make probably Chinese or Indian.  Could I get away with calling it a pilau drill?  Ba dum tish!  Either way she is definitely an Asian babe still drilling away in this metalwork shop in Meghauli, Nepal.  I could have took her home for 150 rupees and £550 for the plane ticket.  Sadly out of my league but would I?  Oh yeah!

Everyone loves a bit of mature or is just me?  You would have to be careful not to get a virus from this Corona.  I met this MILF on f###book marketplace and could have took her home for £130 except I just never need to drill three holes at once.  Shame, we could have been very happy together.
Now I'm not one to boast but I could have had both of these MILFS below at the same time for only a few thousand Egyptian pounds.  They were hanging around the Nile cruiser dock in Luxor when we disembarked clearly looking for some innuendo.  Well I would certainly have given them both one.
One of them is a Deutz Fahr and if I hadn't had my finger over the camera lens I could prove it.  I worked at the Deutz Fahr Ersatzteile in Gottmadingen, West Germany for a time in 1979 so it's quite possible I sent them the wrong spares for this exact machine. 

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